Today's facebook status:

For real, if I hear one more person Say "O-M-G" aloud imma slap 'em silly. It's an abbreviation for typing/text. We don't abbreviate speech. Who actually says PPL WTF WTH OMG IDK JK BTW GTFOHWTBS? Losers who watch TV all day and think the Stanky Leg is a good dance. You are a disgrace to humanity. I hope your mushy brains seep out your cranial cavities so we can be done with you quick. Yea, I said it...

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